Showing posts with label this book sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label this book sucks. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

[This-Book-Sucks Review] H2O by Virginia Bergin

It's in the rain...and just one drop will kill you.

They don't believe it at first. Crowded in Zach's kitchen, Ruby and the rest of the partygoers laugh at Zach's parents' frenzied push to get them all inside as it starts to drizzle. But then the radio comes on with the warning, "It's in the rain! It's fatal, it's contagious, and there's no cure."

Two weeks later, Ruby is alone. Anyone who's been touched by rain or washed their hands with tap water is dead. The only drinkable water is quickly running out. Ruby's only chance for survival is a treacherous hike across the country to find her father-if he's even still alive.



After awhile, any Apocalyptic books will have a similar twist to it, either it's the zombies or some sort of sickness that ends the world. But H2O sounded promising. The deadly rain, the water all around people has some sort of bacteria that eats the people alive, turning it into intense and slow death. 

With such summary, I was excited to read it because it was something new. It started out great, with a funny narrator in a "diary" form of Ruby. She was witty and funny and I really thought that I was going to like her. Plus there was actually an explanation of why the rain might have turned deadly (umm meteor?) and even though it wasn't perfect, it went with the story. 

however...

Ruby sucks. I can't even grasp why she survived until the end of the book. I really can't. For example:

"We son't like to go outside when it's raining; we don't like drinking water (it's boring); we don't like eating fresh fruit and vegetables (because THEY are always going on about how we should)". <- explain this bs, please. Umm water is boring? Yeah okay sweetie, you're boring. 

"I would get Simon's backpack, and I would use every bottle of water or soda water or tonic water or whatever - whatever was left - to scrub and wash my skin and my hair" <- Maybe you shouldn't waste water because it's the only one you have left to drink, you dumb b****. 

"He'd said kiss me, and I'd... Oh my !!! It was too awful to think about... and in a way, it was just as well. Pretty much everyone at school must be dead because if what had happened in the spongy-snake closet every got out, my life wouldn't be worth living" <- How selfish could you be that you wish everyone was dead because you would get embarrassed if someone found out that you kissed a Geek Boy (what she calls him). Blah, killit

Sadly, I can come up with more examples about how immature and absolutely dumb Ruby is. The whole reason why my rating is so low is simply because of her. Well.. and the ending. Meh

Sunday, September 7, 2014

[DNF Book Review] Unteachable by Leah Raeder

UnteachableUnteachable
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Maise O’Malley just turned eighteen, but she’s felt like a grown-up her entire life. The summer before senior year, she has plans: get into a great film school, convince her mom to go into rehab, and absolutely do not, under any circumstances, screw up her own future.

But life has a way of throwing her plans into free-fall.

When Maise meets Evan at a carnival one night, their chemistry is immediate, intense, and short-lived. Which is exactly how she likes it: no strings. But afterward, she can’t get Evan out of her head. He’s taught her that a hookup can be something more. It can be an unexpected connection with someone who truly understands her. Someone who sees beyond her bravado to the scared but strong girl inside.

That someone turns out to be her new film class teacher, Mr. Evan Wilke.

Maise and Evan resolve to keep their hands off each other, but the attraction is too much to bear. Together, they’re real and genuine; apart, they’re just actors playing their parts for everyone else. And their masks are slipping. People start to notice. Rumors fly. When the truth comes to light in a shocking way, they may learn they were just playing parts for each other, too.

Smart, sexy, and provocative, Unteachable is about what happens when a love story goes off-script.



I don't want to be the person who rains on everyone's parade and be that one outcast that didn't like something, but here's my opinion: this book sucks.

I'm actually kind of sad that I didn't like it. I actually tried to like it too. Feed myself chocolate to trick it into happy mood and listen to awesome music.. But hope, still didn't. And actually couldn't finish it. 

The whole aspect of teacher/student affair is great. I love sneaking around part just as much as anyone else but I think that the actual writing and characters is what set me off. The beginning was sooo beautiful! Carnaval, two people experiencing something they have never experience before, and just that feeling of being alive. 

But then we get to know them. 

Maise.. She is so rude. First thing when she meets someone? thinks if he wants to f*** her. Oh wait, he's around her age. So friends? No, she says "I'm not looking for friends". I understand that she grew up with a horrible mother but seriously. Grow up. 

That's another thing she does too. Talks about how "She's stuck between age where she's not a teenager anymore but not old enough to drink".. That's what pissed me off the most. Sheplays grow-up. Even when she went to Evan's house, she mentioned that it was a glimpse into grow-up life. Ughh that's one word I don't EVER want to hear again. 

Maybe she's just not very smart. When someone says "I like that you're kind of fucked up, because I'm kind of fucked up.", what do you have to say to that? Ummm... thanks for compliment? I'm glad we're both fucked up?

Well there's also Evan.. That man is just straight up creepy. I can see how a 30 year old can be attracted to an 18 year old but when it says that he just stares at her, I don't wanna know. 

Hmm I think that's pretty much it. Still sad that I wasted my time on this and really wish I liked it. But nope. On to the next one.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

[This-Book-Sucks Review] Broken Hearts, Fences, and Other Things to Mend by Katie Finn

Broken Hearts, Fences, and Other Things to Mend (Broken Hearts & Revenge, #1)Broken Hearts, Fences, and Other Things to Mend
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Hot sun. Blue waves. New romances. Old secrets.

Gemma had her summer all planned out, but it takes a sharp turn when she gets dumped and finds herself back in the Hamptons after a five-year absence.

Being there puts her at risk of bumping into Hallie, her former best friends (that is, before Gemma ruined her life). But people don't hold grudges forever. Do they?

Gemma intends on making amends, but a small case of mistaken identity causes the people she knew years ago—including Hallie and her dreamy brother, Josh—to believe she's someone else. As though the summer wasn't complicated enough already. Filled with summer sun, boys, and friendships gone sour, Katie Finn's first novel in the Broken Hearts and Revenge series sizzles and delights.



I really was hoping for a good read to end my summer. Thought it was light and fun and will make me miss that summer romance. NOPE. Didn't happen. It didn't hold my attention for long enough to care.

Reaction GIF: eye roll, don't care, Joe Pantoliano, Cypher, The Matrix

I don't even know where it went wrong. The story started out exactly how I thought it would - cute and fun, with Gemma being the best MC ever. But then she goes to spend summer with her dad and that's when she becomes a completely different person. She is way too focused on some drama that happened when she was 11 and by pretending to be someone else, she tries to fix mistakes that she made. 

I started to skim through the pages after about 60%. I think it's enough time to give a book to get better but I guess I could only wish. If only the covers weren't so pretty :(